FUNNY SMS
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Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
2
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
3
Do Mendak Baat Kar Rahe the:
Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Pehla : Yaar Kuch bhi kar topic mat change kar
Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Tarrrrr
Pehla : Yaar Kuch bhi kar topic mat change kar
4
Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
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Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
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Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.
5
Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
6
1) Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon De Rahain Hain?
Lion (Ajit) : Very Simple Robert, Zamana Prepaid ka hai, Pehle Saza Bhugtu Bad main Galti
Lion (Ajit) : Very Simple Robert, Zamana Prepaid ka hai, Pehle Saza Bhugtu Bad main Galti
7
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar.. ;->
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar.. ;->
8
Aik bar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye
Ganja naai k pass gaya,
Naai Gusse se bola Inhein ginon ya katon?
Ganja sharmate hue bola…..
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Colour ker do
Ganja naai k pass gaya,
Naai Gusse se bola Inhein ginon ya katon?
Ganja sharmate hue bola…..
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Colour ker do
9
Pathan's logic
Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
Ans: 'Frog'
Why?
Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'
Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
Ans: 'Frog'
Why?
Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'
10
Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin
or pir Hans kar kaha !!!
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,
Sivaay
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Cheeni K…
or pir Hans kar kaha !!!
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,
Sivaay
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Cheeni K…
11
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.
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